This clip has everything! Suspense, Horror, Intrigue, Comedy!

Ok, not really — Unless we were talking about Bai Ling's driving SKILLZ. (Right? It's cool to use a 'z'. When we're not supposed to). Tara and bai are leaving Craigs Restaurant when I ask if the two are sure Bai should drive. Then Asian racism gets hurled…

And here comes the Racism Train…and that train is always on time. But the strange part is — I'm fucking Asian, Tara! Needless to say, Bai Ling's driving scares us. Watch the video. It's epic.

Bonus: Tara lifts up her shirt and shows off her muffin top jello jiggle. Bill Cosby would be so proud.