Usually, if you're a simpleton like you and me, we cannot park curbside at any airport this side of the Euphrates river.

Unless you bang Nicole Kidman and you're as awesome as Keith (I'm Da Shit) Urban.

How cool is he??

Here's how the convo went down with his Mclaren driver guy…"Hey, I don't want an Uber! What do I look like, Garth Brooks? Bring my fuc*in' McLaren….and wash it, too." Driver: "Do I ride with you?" Urban: "No, bitch. Take an Uber with Garth."