Being told to "'man up"' by Bruce Banner should be enough to make you step up, right? "'Cuz that's exactly what the Hulk just implied to Cali's Governor Jerry Brown.

Mark explains to us regular folk that the Cali drought is very dangerous and conserving water should be the prime objective at this moment. But Mark feels as though the Big Oil companies are getting away with hydro-fracking and wastefulness of water due to Governor Brown being too 'PUSSY' (what? he said, "'man up"') to stop them.

Here's the cool part:

Mark's strategy to conserve more water may get us all laid more. Check it out.

(Borat voice: High five!)