Why should I be the only one to tell this kid that he doesn't need a F*cking security guard?

First of all, he's not famous. His parents are.

So, Just be a kid, bro. Have fun. No ones gunna hurt you. No one knows who the fuck you are!

I HAD NO IDEA who this tall teenager was until my guy came back and told me who this kid was.

So leave the bodyguard at home, 'Cool Guy'. Geez.