There are probably a million different reasons why a couple might break up. In the world of golfer Tiger Woods, there’s usually just one. In some rather not-so shocking news, LMNOLA has learned that Woods and Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn have parted ways because Tiger was up to his dirty deeds yet again. Vonn was classy in announcing the end of their relationship on Facebook stating that they “ both lead incredibly hectic lives that force us to spend a majority of our time apart,” but nobody in their right mind should believe that.

Known for his play on the links and off, Woods’ most infamous moments of infidelity occurred while being married to supermodel Elin Nordegren. His affairs have been well chronicled throughout the years and while he wasn’t married to Vonn, you can mostly certainly add another chapter to his tales of being a sex addict because of his most recent transgressions. It has been reported by Daily Mail Online that Woods cheated on Vonn with a “faceless, nameless woman” after he was eliminated from the Farmers Insurance Open in San Diego. The incident occurred back in February, but would anyone be shocked if this wasn’t the first time?

The reality is simple for a guy like Tiger Woods. Do whatever the hell you want, when you want, and if you don’t like it then pay to get things your way. It’s a luxury that an athlete of Woods’ status has when his net worth is nine figures deep. While Woods could be back to banging the night away, we’re more about Lindsey and how she is recovering from this split. If she needs a shoulder to lean on, we are ready and willing.