Who wouldn't want Kanye West to be your official artificial intelligence assistant? He will wake you up in the morning, set your alarm, and even help you create beats with him — No seriously. This isn't a gag.

Two digital wizards Sid Kandan and Carlos Roque have created a free app that lets you use Kanye like Siri. But just way more cooler because Ye is way swaggier than Siri.

"No Switches, no user faces, just you and Ye. Treat him with respect and he's there for you. Disrespect him and he won't let you finish."

No idea what that means. But hey, it's free.