I don't care what anybody says. Professional Hockey players are fucking gnarlier than any other pro athletes in the world. Rugby, Football, Futbol, Tennis* ain't shit compared to the NHL.

The other night we get pretty boy Evander Kane with his girl outside of Boa on Sunset Blvd.

Buffalo Sabres Kane tells us there is one dude he would never mess with on the ice.

Hint: even though the enforcer he's taking about is retired, it looks like he's still thinking about him…

Tennis* (was a joke; although Pete Sampras' hairy legs was menacing)