Who knew Joe Dirt gets the shitty seats at The Emmys? Last night, David Spade tells LMNOLA that the last time he was nominated for an Emmy, he had no idea how he would make it to the stage even if he won. (Just FYI: If you're nominated and you have the nose bleed seats. It's probably a good indication you ain't winning shit.)

According to Spade his seats were so bad he felt like he was in another city.

Here's some nice nose bleed videos from our friends at YouTube: